(Malays please don't be offended, its only a joke)
Orang Asli Chief "Dua Helang" was asked by a Malaysian government official, 'You have observed the Malay for 90 years.
You've seen Malay wars and their technological advances.
You've seen Malay progress, and the damage Malay have done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the Malays go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When Malays came, Orang Asli running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty of kerbau, plenty of animals, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Orang Asli spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only Malays dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'