Saturday, November 19, 2011

Ah Beng is BACK

Now that Malaysian schoolkids are going back to learning Math and Science in Malay, you can expect letters of this calibre in future.......

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letters. Wrong time no see you. How anything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your face look? Somemore you
must wear high hill kick kok shoe, hope you can wok properly wit out felling over.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working start in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I,
Muthu & few of his junk friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to
kalah ok.

Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. We so drown we no go toilet but pee pees
on the floor.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother
going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. My
brother eye deer also to in white the kampong head.

I only hope one day we no need write you and send litters to you and to me. Better I e-meow
you, you e-meow me.

I will ketchup you soon. And when you got time, please few free call up to me. Good bye.....

Worm regret,
Ah Beng

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