Ah beng's joke

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Lian's english letter

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you.
How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to
chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo,
hope you can wok popery.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company no.
Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut
To eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years
Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to
all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to
you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will
ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, prease few
free to call me. Goo bye…..

Worm ligard,

Ah Beng

Hokkien jokes - Ah Lian n Ah Beng

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