Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Hokkien jokes - Ah Lian n Ah Beng

Ah Lian kar ho big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng tua kor, lim bu beh eh get my newjig sawpuzzle fixed eh, mah-chiam all
the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big kokokkeh lo, kanna liketheone in talking cock.com."

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor-long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where shehappily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.

Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si gheena, si bek gong, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

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