Thursday, June 10, 2010

Teliti itu penting!

Sekumpulan pelajar perubatan berkumpul untuk melihat seorang pensyarah melakukan pemeriksaan ke atas satu mayat..mereka berkumpul mengelilingi tempat mayat itu diletakkan..

"Dalam bidang perubatan, ada 2 kualiti yang sgt penting untuk menjadi seorang doktor", kata pensyarah itu.

"Pertama.., kamu semua tidak boleh jijik melihat mayat", katanya...sebagai contoh, pensyarah itu mencucuk satu jarinya ke dalam mulut mayat, menariknya semula dan menjilat jarinya itu.

"Sekarang, cuba kamu buat", kata pensyarah itu.

Selepas beberapa ketika, barulah mereka mengikut apa yang mereka lihat. Seorang demi seorang memasukkan jari ke mulut mayat dan menjilatnya. Apabila semua pelajar selesai, pensyarah itu memandang ke arah mereka dan berkata....

"Kualiti kedua yang sangat penting adalah pemerhatian yang tajam. Seperti tadi....saya memasukkan jari hantu tetapi menjilat jaritelunjuk. ....

SEKARANG.... .TUMPUKAN PERHATIAN... ..PAHAM!!! !!

Petition for animals

Please sign the petition to amend our paltry animal act ... It's
sickening how easily people get away with abusing and murdering animals.

The recent KTMB-doggie fracas as well as the poaching of tigers is a
good reason why we should take a few minutes to act on this. Let's
make it law and the punishments severe towards those who harm furry
beasts.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/532/Petition-To-Amend-Malaysia-REVISED-
ANIMALS-ACT-1953

NAJIB RELATES DEVELOPING MALAYSIA TO PLAYING FOOTBALL

NAJIB RELATES DEVELOPING MALAYSIA TO PLAYING FOOTBALL

KUALA LUMPUR, June 10 (Bernama) -- The fever of the World Cup soccer kicking off in South Africa tomorrow was felt momentarily in the Dewan Rakyat today when Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak tabled the 10th Malaysia Plan.

The ardent fan of English Premier League team Manchester United used the analogy of a successful football team to relate to the successful realisation of Malaysia's aspiration to become a developed nation and high-income economy.

"In the spirit of the World Cup, which begins tomorrow ...," he had begun the conclusion of his speech when tabling the plan.

Najib said: "For a football team to succeed, all players in the team, irrespective of their position, need to work together and play as a team. However great the footballers are as individual players, victory can only be achieved as a team.

"Therefore, to succeed (as a developed nation), we must form a 1Malaysia team that is united and aligned in purpose and vision, to achieve the best for Malaysia, through our collective best efforts."
-Bernama

Pua's mighty pen

$31bil Man

Interesting to know that the Pen Drive was invented by a Malaysian Chinese who could not get into one of our local universities primarily because he is not a bumiputra. He had to study in Taiwan. What a shame to our Government....everything only for Bumiputras!

We have lost thousands of good brains abroad all because of the stupid NEP and Bumiputra policies !!The fact is that we have never produced "brainy" bumiputras that are worthy of our country !

Pua's mighty 'Pen'

S. INDRAMALAR speaks to the creator of the now indispensable Pen Drive

Fact file
Name: Pua Khein Seng
Age: 31
Hometown: Sekinchan, Selangor
Education: SJKC Yeok Kuan, Sekinchan; Pin Hwa
Independent school, Klang; Chiao Tung University, Taiwan
Occupation: Engineer/ president of Phison Electonics Corp
Current base: Taipei , Taiwan
Years abroad: 12

WHEN he set off for Taiwan in 1993, Pua Khein Seng's only aim was to complete his degree in Electrical Control Engineering at the renowned Chiao Tung University and return home to work in Malaysia

Never did he envision himself heading a multi-million dollar Taiwanese company that developed the world's first USB flash removable disk, which they called Pen Drive .
Pua Khein Seng went to Taiwan to get his engineering degree but ended up staying on, starting his own company and inventing the pen drive.

"I went to Taiwan to pursue my undergraduate degree. I chose Taiwan only because it was too expensive to study either in the United States or Singapore"However, I did well in my undergraduate programme and was offered a place to do my masters," explained Pua, who was back in Kuala Lumpur recently for a holiday.

After completing his Masters in July 1999, Pua worked for about six months in a local company before deciding to set up his own venture company with four fellow engineers who had studied with him at Chiao Tung."We were confident that we had the know-how and ability to start our own business, which is focused on USB technology. The company is called Phison because there are five of us – two Malaysians and three Taiwanese engineers," said Pua, 31, who hails from Sekinchan, Selangor.

Phison Electronics Corporation was set up in November 2000 and within six months the young entrepreneurs came up with their first invention – a USB storage device called Pen Drive
"We were the first company in the world to develop the USB Drive SoC (System On Chip) and we were very confident that the market for USB will be huge. At the time, no one believed in us so we had to do everything ourselves – from developing the technology, the chips to the product itself.
"We were only 27 years old at the time and inexperienced. But we were confident that we could design good systems and chips but we didn't know anything about selling. So, we sought partners or traders who could help sell our products for us," Pua added.

Through smart partnerships and shrewd strategies, Phison soon made its way into European, American and Japanese markets. One quick move was securing Japanese tech giant Toshiba as Phison's largest shareholder and customer.

"We launched Pen Drive in June 2001 and by August the same year, we broke even! From September 2001, we were reaping monthly profits from our invention and there has been no turning back since."

Having established himself in Taiwan , Pua is in the midst of setting up Phison's branch in Malaysia , due to begin operations this February.

"I am starting a branch in Malaysia because this is my country. I would like to do contribute to its development."We have about 100 engineers at Phison in Taiwan , 20 of whom are Malaysians. Though they studied in Taiwan , I had to re-train all the engineers I hire because, like most fresh graduates (in this field), they are not industry-ready upon graduation.
"Unfortunately, some of the Malaysian engineers want to return home after a couple of years because they are homesick, about to start a family and so on. Some prefer to work in Singapore , as it is closer to home. Instead of losing them to competitors, I decided to set up an office in Malaysia where they can still work for me," said Pua.Another problem faced by returning computer engineers from Taiwan , Pua added, was the lack of job opportunities for hardware engineers in Malaysia .

"There is no environment or support for design engineers here in Malaysia. One of my Malaysian engineersfrom Phison returned home and ended up as a teacher in a Chinese school! I was shocked and thought, 'After all that training and re-training, he is going to just teach?' I told him to hold on till I open up the Phison branch in Malaysia ."Though he has been in Taiwan for the past 12 years and married to a Taiwanese, Pua is not sure how much longer he will remain there."I have really no idea where I will be in 20 years. Maybe Taiwan , maybe Malaysia , maybe somewhere else ... it all depends on my business. The industry is moving so fast that I cannot predict what or where I will be," he said.

For the moment though, Taiwan is home for Pua, his wife and two children even though he misses the Malaysian way of life."I come home once a year for Chinese New Year and will usually stay for about two weeks. There are several things I really miss about MalaysiaOne is the food!
For the past 12 years I have been craving for Malaysian food ... I miss laksa, curry noodles, chee cheong fun and all the other delicious dishes we have here."I also miss the lifestyle and quality of life here. When I come back, I am always amazed to see people hanging out and relaxing at mamak shops at night. In Taiwan , most people would still be at work at that time of the night!

"Before I got married, I used to work for 15 to 17 hours a day, everyday. Now that I have children, my wife has forbidden me to stay so late. Now, I go to work at 9am and come home by 11pm. These hours are quite normal for the Taiwanese."

The man who invented USB pen-drive is a young modest Malaysian who can't even get into a local University but invented the most versatile, indispensable computer peripheral today. And helped his adopted country, Taiwan made $31bil in the process.

The rest is history....
http://www.allmalaysia.info/news/story.asp?file=/2006/2/6/msiansabroad/12940731&sec=mi_msiansabroad

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

SEPASANG SUAMI ISTERI DAN CERMIN

SEPASANG SUAMI ISTERI DAN CERMIN

Ini kisah pasal sepasang suami dan isteri orang asli yang tinggal di dalam hutan. Rumah dorang ni dibina di atas pokok... 2 tingkat lagi tu.

Si suami kerja nya mencari makanan di hutan, sama ada dengan pergi berburu ataupun memetik buah-buah hutan. Si isteri pula tinggal mengemas dirumah.

Suatu hari, Si suami pergi mencari makanan dihutan. Sedang mencari-cari. . tiba-tiba dia terjumpa cermin.

Dia pon bawak balik cermin tu dan disimpankan cermin tersebut di tingkat atas rumahnya tanpa pengetahun isterinya.

Setiap hari sebelum pergi keluar mencari makanan, dia akan masuk ke bilik dan melihat cerminnya.

Sehinggalah satu hari, si isteri naikpelik melihat telatah suaminya tu..Maka disiasatlah bilik yang selalu dimasuki oleh suaminya..bimbang- bimbang kalau suaminya menyimpan perempuan lain di bilik tersebut tanpa pengetahuannya.

.Dan punyalah terkejut beruk.. dia masuk je bilik tu.. di ternampak cermin suaminya.

Oleh kerana si isteri ni taktau cermin tu apa.. so,dia ingat orang dalam cermin tu memang perempuan simpanan suaminya.

Apa lagi.. habis berlari dan meraung menangisla dia cari mak nya..

Lepas berjumpa dengan maknya.. mak dia cakap nak lihat sendiri perempuan yang kononnya disembunyikan oleh suaminya tu..

Lalu maknya pon masuk ke bilik tersebut.

Kemudian keluar dari bilik tersebut sambil ketawa terbahak-bahak. .

Isteri : Apsal mak ketawa?..

Mak : Apa teruk benor selere suami ko tu.. kalau ye pon nak kawin lain.. carik la perempuan yang elok sikit.. Ini tak.. aku tengok perempuan kat bilik tu.. dah la tua.. hodoh pulak tu!

ps : hehe...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Discount for teachers

MAS is having a sale for teachers. Log on to www.malaysiaairline s.com and enter the code for the discount. I got this from MAS direct as I'm on their mailing list. Just thought I'd let everyone know..
MH Coupon Code: MHTEACHER01

Punca kekalahan Thomas Cup!!!


Punca kekalahan Thomas Cup!!!